No time for love

s GZO Jones enters his third year of gracing our pages, it's probably wise to note that he still considers himself the missing link between the 1950s and 2003. That he's added a hit-counter to his Brazilian Web site (GZO Jones Town) must mean he still plans to do something someday soon. As we wait, why not ask a question? It's not a bad bet that at least he'll have something unusual to say.

Dear Dr. Jones,

Is Hillary gonna run for president or not?

Signed,
George B.

Dear Georgie-Porgie,

Personally, I think Ms. Rodham-Clinton is much too smart to covet such a thankless job – even though we could sure as hell use her. The world will be a lot nicer place when, as the popular bumper stickers say, regime change begins at home.

Besides, Hillary's already had the gig.

Who do you think was running things when ol' wild Bill was busy ordering pizza and smoking cigars?

– Jones